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A Vicar's Hand​.​.​.

from An Englishman's Home 7" by InSurGentZ

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A VICAR'S HAND...

I'm only fifteen
Innocent and blind
I trust my elders,
To be honest to me - and kind.

My friend Peter,
He's the same as me,
He plays football
And watches colour - T.V.

Chorus
I've got a vicar's hand in my underpants,
A vicar's hand and he wants romance.
I've got a vicar's hand in my underpants,

There's a vicar to my left,
And a vicar to my right,
What they are doing,
Is not a pretty sight.

Their hands are cold,
Their breath is bad,
They say hold this,
There, there's a good lad

Chorus
I've got a vicar's hand in my underpants,
A vicar's hand and he wants romance.
I've got a vicar's hand in my underpants,
A vicar's hand and he'll take his chance.

Break

A catholic boy,
God's no friend of mine,
Pretend to make me happy,
With your bread and wine.

Bless me father,
For I have sinned,
A vicar in my knickers
Is it a mortal sin?

Chorus
I've got a vicar's hand in my underpants,
A vicar's hand and he wants romance.
I've got a vicar's hand in my underpants,
A vicar's hand and he'll take his chance.

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from An Englishman's Home 7", released August 28, 2015

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Ancient small-town punk rock from Tamworth, England. Once capital of the kingdom of Mercia, now famed for its tower blocks, pound shops and pigshit.

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